QUESTION #1: Eddie says he invented a helicopter. What was different about his helicopter? (submitted by Rob)

  -- Choose an answer -- It went under water It hovered like a hummingbird It was powered by jam

QUESTION #2: Who is head of catering on the Death Star? (submitted by Robin)

-- Choose an answer -- Mrs. Badcrumble Mr. Stevens Darth Vader

QUESTION #3: What did Eddie's tattoo say in "40"? (submitted by Charlene)

  -- Choose an answer -- No Lies No Future No Life

QUESTION #4: According to Eddie in Circle, what do Protestants use to keep flies off?
(submitted by Rob)

  -- Choose an answer -- A Gun The Old Testament Jam

QUESTION #5: According to Eddie, what's Dr. Pavlov's first name?

  -- Choose an answer -- Adolph Heinrich Gareth

QUESTION #6: In Definite Article, what does Eddie think you should do at least once in your life?

  -- Choose an answer -- Play sexie tunes Make the noise Come out of a book

QUESTION #7: What does Eddie reckon the three bones in the ear are called? (submitted by Tracey)

  -- Choose an answer -- Meshak, Atole and Amenda Shadrack, Meshak and Abendigo Abendigo, Isarla and Refinda

QUESTION #8: According to Eddie, what is the first rule of genetics?

  -- Choose an answer -- Spread the genes apart Cousins shouldn't marry Royals shouldn't marry

QUESTION #9: What did the Three Wise Men bring Baby G for his birthday?

  -- Choose an answer -- A rack of babies 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal A small pony

QUESTION #10: What are you not supposed to put in a toaster?(submitted by Westfarmwjb)

  -- Choose an answer -- A Hamburger Jam A Knife

QUESTION #11: What do the daleks chant in live at the ambassadors? (submitted by Tracey)

  -- Choose an answer -- Death or Plumbing Cake or Death Death or Bees

QUESTION #12: According to Circle, if your sword [shall] sleep in your hand, you're gonna roll over and do what?(submitted by Rob)

  -- Choose an answer -- Poke an eye out Cut off your nose...to spite your face Cut your bits off

QUESTION #13: What bus do the strange people get on in Live at the Ambassadors? (submitted by Tracey)

  -- Choose an answer -- 4B 4C 4D

QUESTION #14: During his street performing days, what did Virgin Atlantic say to Eddie and his partner when they auditioned their knife-throwing act as part of Virgin's in-flight entertainment?

  -- Choose an answer -- "What, no fire eating either?" "I don't think so." "Excellent, welcome aboard!"

QUESTION #15: As a kid, what type of books did Eddie like to read?

  -- Choose an answer -- Historical biographies Fashion books Sci-Fi and "Lord of the Rings"-type books

QUESTION #16: What is an "Izzard" (Isard)?

  -- Choose an answer -- A small village in France A Mountain Goat A small pony

QUESTION #17: According to Eddie, Daleks would make very good:

  -- Choose an answer -- crew members on the Starship Enterprise Vacuum Cleaners Plumbers

QUESTION #18: Using Old English in Mongrel Nation, Eddie successfully bargained for:

  -- Choose an answer -- A Brown Cow Fishnet Stockings Sausage, egg and chips

QUESTION #19: As one of the Four Yorkshiremen, Eddie’s dad would thrash him with

  -- Choose an answer -- A pack of Jammy Dodgers His willy An organ grinder’s monkey

QUESTION #20: In The Cat’s Meow, Eddie plays a sexy version of this game

  -- Choose an answer -- Pin the Tail on the Donkey Charades Hungry, Hungry Hippos

QUESTION #21: In Mongrel Nation, what does Eddie get in exchange for some warm sox?

  -- Choose an answer -- A sack of onions A jar of jam A lipliner

QUESTION #22: Before the Romans invaded Britain, most people ate...

  -- Choose an answer -- Spotted Dick Pottage Bangers and Mash

QUESTION #23: What dance does Eddie do in The Cat’s Meow?

  -- Choose an answer -- The foxtrot The charleston The can-can

QUESTION #24: What did Sharon Osborne say when she introduced Eddie on her show? “You might not know this about Eddie, but he...

  -- Choose an answer -- sometimes wears a dress." was really into football as a boy.” has a very posh accent."

QUESTION #25: What was Ralph, Eddie’s character in “40” addicted to?

  -- Choose an answer -- Fast cars Cocaine McVittie’s Jaffa Cakes

QUESTION #26: In Blueberry, Eddie plays

  -- Choose an answer -- an outlaw a dancehall girl a newspaper reporter

QUESTION #27: Long before Eddie’s bio “Dress to Kill” came out, he pretended to have this autobiography.

  -- Choose an answer -- Eddie Izzard: The Wilderness Years A Girl’s Guide to Hunting and Fishing My Life as a Sex Kitten

QUESTION #28: According to Eddie, people move to Eastbourne when they retire. They move to Bexhill when

  -- Choose an answer -- They want a good time They die when there’s too much excitement in Eastbourne

QUESTION #29: When Eddie was raised by wolves, they named him

  -- Choose an answer -- Featherstonehaugh, pronounced Fanshaw Eddie Errrrr

QUESTION #30: What did Eddie’s wolf pack do every day?

  -- Choose an answer -- Terrorize the locals Play backgammon Dance the fandango

QUESTION #31: How did Mrs. Stevens, Eddie’s elderly gang member, die?

  -- Choose an answer -- Napped on the M62 Overdosed on prunes Dropped dead playing kiss-chase

QUESTION #32: In Eddie’s take on the gifts of the Magi, what is the modern equivalent of frankincense?

  -- Choose an answer -- Potpourri Chutney Old Spice

QUESTION #33: In Eddie’s world, which of these is not available in The Body Shop?

  -- Choose an answer -- strawberry buttock rub apricot knee enhancer asafoetida lip gloss

QUESTION #34: What's Eddie's shoe size? (submitted by Abraxas)

  -- Choose an answer -- 6 6 1/2 7

QUESTION #35: At what speed are whales travelling? (submitted by Abraxas)

  -- Choose an answer -- 33 45 78

QUESTION #36: What do squirrels ponder as they pause while they're eating nuts? (submitted by Emily)

  -- Choose an answer -- Did I leave the gas on? Did I lock the front door? Do you have a flag?

QUESTION #37: In Sexie, why does superman wear his underwear on the outside? (submitted by IloveJohnnyDepp)

  -- Choose an answer -- To save on shopping To save on washing Just to show off

QUESTION #38: What did Eddie's character do in the movie, "Circus"? (submitted by NJackson)

  -- Choose an answer -- Loan Shark Land Shark Great White Shark

QUESTION #39: In 'A Day in the Death of Joe Egg' what is the profession of the character Eddie plays? (submitted by Tracy)

  -- Choose an answer -- Bank Manager Teacher A Doctor

QUESTION #40: What character did Eddie play in Across the Universe? (submitted by Libby)

  -- Choose an answer -- Mrs. HendersonPablo FrancasMr. Kite

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